The Maui Marrying Muse performs

Non-Denominational all Embracing Soulfully Sincere Ceremonies at Sea

Hawaiian Chant & Conk Shell Blessing & choice of

Flute, Ukulele, Polynesian Banjo or small Harp

Two fresh floral leis,  upgradeable to Deluxe Leis & men's Male  Lei!

Decorative Wedding Certificate, Assistance with marriage license

Professional Photography

Edited Digital images delivered on our  Island Style USB drive

The Scotch Mist II has room for up to 25 passengers

but we  recommend less than 12 for wedding parties

Scotch Mist is a Santa Cruz 50' - a thorough-bread Race Class Boat

Unlike most other "sailing" charters that never hoist their sails...

Her Gorgeous Crew will have those sails hoisted up & sheeted in

before you can say "Yes, I'll have some more champaign" !

A light & Lively boat ~ She'll take a nearly windless breeze

& scoot you along like a magic carpet ride...

If your lucky to have a wee bit stronger wind day

you'll be blessed with every sailor's wildest dreams...

a fast exhilarating ride on Lahaina's always nearly flat ocean

'Click' to Check out our Sailing adventures!

I have sailed over 20,000 miles & I've found it very rare the place on this watery planet that has more smooth sailin' than here in Lahaina's calm waters...

Scotch Mist's Play Ground

The boat is fully stocked with beer, wine, champagne, sodas,                         water & choco-mac nuts

Guests may bring along their own pupus snacks if they wish

(Salty crackers always help the land lubber's sailing stomach)

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Scotch Mist is a nimble, responsive & fast sailboat

Regular video would be not normally be possible

but we record the HD video with a rugged water proof camera

& capture the dialog with field recorder